the golden ticket
Found this little guy outside of a Mexican restaurant last night. His name is Queso
THAT THING LOOKS LIKE A DEMON, WHY WOULD YOU NAME HIM AFTER CHEESE?
IT IS OBVIOUSLY A BLACK FLOOF AND HAS/WILL NEVER HURT A SOUL. DID YOU EVEN LOOK AT IT?!???!
she wears short skirts. i am john f kennedy. shes cheer captain and im john f kennedy
nobody in college gives a shit ive seen peope walking to class in heavy snow in sweats and a tshirt and flip flops ive seen people wear studio headphones in lecture ive heard so many professors curse its really some next level shit and high school did not prepare me for it
I was not prepared for university particularly this one lecturer that would slip in a photograph of fisting into presentations to check we were paying attention
Claude Giroux has a beard so fiery it could keep you warm on a cold winter’s night. Thank you, hockey gods.
this could be us but you playin
They’re fucking real.
I would eat them.
WHERE DO I SIGN UP TO BE THE TASTE TESTER??
shoutout to mozzarella sticks
- Interviewer: name something cool that happened on the day you were born.
- Nathan Gerbe: me